Well, the ordeal is over, I had my emergency root canal yesterday while on (a drug similar to) Rohypnol.
The scary thing about Rohypnol isn't what is happening to you while you are on the drug, it's all the hideously embarrassing things you do and say in your drugged out state that you never remember the next day.
Let me just ask all the ladies out there, you wouldn't think getting waxed before a dental appointment would be important would you?
Well, turns out it is.
Don't ask questions, lets just say, it's really hard to get your pants back on in the dentist's bathroom while on drugs.
They had the thoughtfulness to tell me about it the next day.
You know, in case I forgot.
Anyway, I did manage a blog entry during my trip and I promised to post it, so here it is in all it's gory nonsensical detail:
sept 6th - before appointment:
Hey Helen, type some stuff here. This is the Rohypnol blog experiment. Don't fall asleep without typing!
2:00 PM I wake in the spare bedroom at my parents and begin to type:
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4:00PM I raise from the dead again I go to the computer and low and behold this isn't the first time I have woken up!
sooo the is't the only tim, I've bee ehere before. gee look at tat, how astute i soud fsae a sf Mollly!It is w about 1 hour later dn I an still drigged as hell but I think slightly more orherent
Iremember te o dy for a log te the drug orre off sand I ws aler during tTHAT WS A DISSTER BARELY AVOIDED,uTHER TH th i WOKE UP AS NORM AL , PACKIG THAT Yi WAS STI;; AT HOME AND HAD MISSED THE APPONTMENT
THEN i GROGGILY REALIZE TA i DIDT RECONIZE TEH ROOm SO i GROGGILLY PANICKED ADN THOUGHT I HAD FEEL ASLEEP AT THE PARENTS
tHEN I R DAWNED ON ME OH ITS OVER YOU DOLT
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tHERE WAS OnLY On THING I REMEMBER AnD TAHAT WAS THE PART EWHERE i =HAD TO FEEEL EVERTHING, AGGO, nOT ENOUG DRUG OR FREEZInG, BUT T WAST FOR OF
i AM RAVIOUSE, HAVET EATEDN I 45 HOURS33 IS BASICALLY NUTHIN. (45 hours? really? Truth is I ate 3 meals yesterday)
WELLJUST SHUFFLED TO THE KTCHEN. foud out its the second time I have dow that. The last time i tried to make dinner apparenlty with asparagus with chocolat sauce adn cake mike.well I ca n see at teast these drugs don't help imrove my cooking skills.
I jsut grabbed water and 2 valilla waffers.Thats about as much as I can accomplish right now. took intenese concentration
the freezing is wearing off...ow
hurts better eat y vanillas for its to late.

someoes hammering outsied and I cnt sleep
freexzongs worn off and my head hurts.
Guess Im not that interesting when Im on drugs huh.