......continued
Okay so that wasn't such a long pause.
I have to write about one thing that has been driving me up the wall for around a year now. It involves the love life of a close friend.
Now generally, as a rule I try not to voice my opinion on the love life of friends.
Generally, it isn't really such a hot idea to say to your buddy,
"Man your girlfriend sucks! And not in the good way! I mean that freakshow is a BI-ATCH! You know what I'm sayin?"
Generally, this would be a bad thing.
Generally, You reserve these comments for after the break up when the friend will heartily agree with you and such comments will reaffirm his feelings that the breakup was a good thing.
Generally....
Well folks I no longer have the self restraint to hold back these comments.
Cam, your girlfriend is a BI-ATCH!!
In fact, there have been times when, after hearing 'the latest', I have found pleasure in visualizing 'talking some sense into her' in an exquisitely painful way. (It's okay for me to say this because I am a girl you see)
Okay a little background information for people in the dark.
Cam is one of those rare guys who actually has a lot of respect for women and understands them. He is an amazingly reliable, honest and trustworthy friend. Someone you can tell anything to. He treats his friends and his girlfriend like gold. I can't say enough good things about this guy.
Unfortunately his girlfriend Kelli never appreciated what she had and still drags his heart through the mud.
Well you all know what I must do.
I am sorry, I hate to have to do this to everyone but it is my only option.
I have tried to be understanding.
I have tried to stand by and watch while things work themselves out.
But I can do this no longer.
I'm bringin' out the Big Guns.
IT'S HAIKU TIME BABY!!

Haiku For Crapface Kelli

watching from the fence
caging to feed vanity
you selfish heartless loser crapface kelli how can you live with yourself when you break so many guys hearts you don't deserve any love at all get lost, be by yourself for a while and grow the fuck up!

.....*sigh* ....ahhhh I feel so much better now. Again, the last line limitation of 5 syllables had to be done away with.
There is nothing I can do about this.
I am an artist.
*shrug*