Hello Everyone.
Wow here's something crazy. If you are getting hitched on short notice (or have been excommunicated from most religions in your area) This is for you!
A Giant Inflatable Church!!
Convenient like a male prostitute, this church can be rented and erected at a moments notice!
Pretty cool idea.
A large black dog followed me home today. I know where it lives but the poor thing lives like a stray, wandering lost and lonely, terrified of people.
I showed incredible restraint. I did not find and destroy the owners, hide their bodies, claim that the dog is a stray and keep her. I told the dog to go home.
What? Me have a problem? I don't think so.
Sometimes I fear for the world that I might become senile one day.
Anyway, my poor neglected pooch is currently staring accusingly between me and her empty food dish.
More later.