I have been avoiding The Blog lately.
Still stuck in this creative quagmire.
It has metastasized into all areas of my life now. Causing everything from listless moping, mixed metaphors to bad hair.
I can't think of a thing to paint, or write or make.
Here, watch I will prove it:

A Haiku to ..... to....

Just A Goddamned Haiku

Somebody shoot me
please... something something something
fuck whatever

YOU SEE? The last line isn't even 5 syllables!
I am weaponless without my haikeese. This is awful.
I hope this doesn't last long.
I may have to do a VanGogh and cut of a body part.
Although it would have to be a very small body part. I'm quite squeamish. Would a fingernail clipping count do you think?
Well until I find my creativity again, here is the latest news:
Derek and I are moving to Langley. We are going to be living in a house with Derek's sister Erin and her boyfriend.
That's about it.
Later.