I know I know, I have been a neglectful blogger lately.
Let's see, what happened this week? Nothing. You see that's why I haven't been journaling, I didn't want to bore you silly. Isn't that nice of me?
Well, we went shopping, I got some pants from MEC. I love MEC, I can spend hours in there.
We hiked up Bear Mountain (back is still too bad to ride). Some dust settled in my house. You see? Boring life.
While shopping down town I tried to find a new supplier for my drug of choice. Now that it's illegal in Canada and everything. But I had no luck. I will not give up though.
What is my drug of choice you ask? JELLY CUPS!! I am sure you have seen them before.
They are those weird little bits of jelly stuff in the environmentally unsmurfy packaging found in vast quantities at Asian markets everywhere.
Highly addictive. Terribly dangerous! Which is why they are illegal.
They banned them in Canada a year ago. Being small and grapelike they are apparently a choking hazard and too dangerous for Canadians.
I have a question.
Why don't they ban grapes? Grapes are horrifically dangerous. That's the next thing we will see in the News "Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Grapes and Jelly Cups"
Or...
"Saddam admits to 'Huge Stash of Grapes' US Declares War"
Canada is wierd. We decriminalize marijuana (yay!) and ban fairly healthy snack food.
Anyway, if anyone happens to know where I can get these black market items, please message me in the forum. Please. Or just message anyway.
Just somebody say something in there for God sake!
Okay, speaking of forums, next thing I want to address today is directed at Derek's sister Erin.
Incase people reading this don't know, Erin is an intimidatingly intelligent woman. She is a great person and always has something clever, witty and funny to say.
So Erin...... a-hem........WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU COMMENT IN MY FORUM? Ahhhh... got that off my chest.
Also Nick my cousin just e-mailed me to let me know he had visited this site. Again...no comment. And Cam! There is no excuse for you.
Christmas has been a pretty hectic time so far but I will resume my insulting e-mail campaign* in January (*sinister plan to goad people into commenting in my forum by sending them insulting e-mails). Next on my list are, Wil Wheaton, William Shatner, Micheal Moore and Stephen Hawking. As you may know, Micheal Moore and Stephen Hawking are 2 of my heros.
Also, I promise I will be updating the photos page today....I think....or this week sometime. No, no today! There! You have a firm commitment out of me.
But now, I have to actually get some work done. So that's it for now, Later.
PS Part Two comes out this week! Weeeeee!