December 3rd, 2002

Bah Humbug!
Hello Everyone. I Updated my sisters site again today. She still hasn't written a journal entry so I have taken it upon myself to journal for her.
Isn't that nice of me? (January 2003 update: Since this journal entry, my sis has actually written entries of her own. To see the entry that I refer to here you have to scroll to the bottom of my sisters blog page.)Hey, I should start a journaling business for people who don't have time to journal.
You give me the brief details and I will write up a colourful and interesting journal entry for the low price of $29.99.
If you buy 3 entries now you will also receive this set of 7 Ginsu knives, which you can thrust into yourself for being such a lameass that you can't even write your own journal.
I feel a change coming.
I think life is going to get very good for me soon. A lot of really good things are just happening for no apparent reason. I found a giant perfect piece of plexiglass in a bush today.
It was exactly what I needed..... Just trust me it was.
I was going to buy one and then there is was in the bush outside, the exact right size. Like a gift from the Plexiglass God. Also we may be getting a digital video camera!!

I have been thinking of a new idea recently. I have a friend Ailene whom I ride with occasionally. I want to start an all girl riding team with three members, kind of like the Three Stooges. Only on bikes. And Female. And in colour.
So far we are the only two.
We will be holding auditions for the third spot soon. We will be sponsored by RM....probably ..... and maybe Race Face too. Anyway, with our camera we will be able to make cool bike videos with Disturbed playing in the background.
Also my jeans ripped. Which is a good thing because now I get to buy a new pair.
Also, MIL responded to my e-mail!!! (things my girlfriend and I argue about)
He wrote something about how much he loves the forum topic "Quantum Physics, black holes yada yada" and how he loves my poetry and how he is going to dedicate a whole chapter of his next book to me and give me a grant of some 6 figure ammount to fund my blog writing.
But he didn't write in my forum. Sigh.
So all these great things are happening all at once. I don't know why, I guess the Karma wheel turned.
Anyway, I am going to see the physics guy this week and UCFV. I wonder if he looks as geeky as he sounds on the phone? Of course he does! He is the head of the physics department.
Anyway, gotta run. Later