It's been a while since an update and I have noticed my visitor numbers slowly dropping off. It's been an incredibly dull month so you should be glad, at least, I didn't bore you all to death by writing about it. The only noteworthy events over the last 4 weeks were getting the flu and spraining my ankle trying to look at the bottom of my shoe for dog poo. DON'T ASK! Happy to report - no dog poo. If things don't spice up soon I shall be forced to fabricate some kind of drama in my life. I have to go in for surgery in 2 weeks. I shudder at the thought. No more on the topic! I will write more when something interesting happens.