Gung Hei Fat Choi everyone!
It is the Chinese New Year this weekend and the New Year of the Pig.
I was born in the year of the pig.
Why Pig?
Why not, year of the Swan?
Year of the Sleek Sexy Black Jaguar?
Year af the Magical Fire Breathing Dragon.
Anything but pig.

Ah well, that's what beer is for. Chinese New Year in a bottle.
...oh wait, i said that yesterday.
I have a problem.