Hint for the evening:
Do not open your freezer door with freshly washed hair.
I froze the back of my head to the inside of my freezer door tonight.
STOP LAUGHING!
I am only telling you out of kindness to save you from inevitable future pain, as this type of thing is bound to happen to everyone. At least once. We walked around Stanley Park yesterday. It's the first time I have seen the damage since the windstorm. Photos coming tomorrow.